Still, I think it’s *fantastic* that you’re making an effort to tilt against the windmills, because you *will* get through to the smarter ones, the ones who are able to think logically (and for themselves, not parroting some anonymous dope who claims cabbage juice will cure AIDS and cancer and make you heterosexual besides or other dangerous baloney! (rolling eyes)). There’s hope that their offspring will be smart, too, and evolution can weed out the morons who believe a mixture of baking soda and vinegar will do anything besides make “lava” for their kids’ faux volcano school projects.

Keep up the excellent work, Michelle! I’m rooting for you to succeed! I hope it’s wildly successful!